How to Kick an Idiot in the Nuts

1. Does he look and smell like he spent the last four days passed out in a dumpster?

2. Is his name Thor Harris?

3. Did he play in a shitty version of the Swans?

4. Does he imagine that there are Nazi boogeymen roaming all around us?

5. If the answers to the questions in steps 1-4 are all yes, kick him in the nuts.

6. Point at him and laugh.

7. Kick him in the nuts again.