Okay, so first off, [spoiler!], but then [spoiler!] happens, totally throwing a curve ball into all the [spoiler!], but it’s fine, take a breath, since [spoiler!] all of a sudden [spoiler!] and [spoiler] and [spoiler!][spoiler!](holy shit!)[spoiler!], but not for long, since [spoiler!] comes back, and [spoiler!] disappears and [spoiler!] beats the tar outta [spoiler!] just… Continue reading Avengers: Endgame
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Avengers: Infinity War
First off, Captain America’s cell number has a 678 area code. So I guess that’s pretty cool. That’s about the only new thing of interest we learn about any of our beloved superheroes in the long-awaited Avengers: Infinity War. Otherwise, it’s two hours and 40 minutes of galaxy-spanning mayhem and physics-defying battle sequences, regularly peppered… Continue reading Avengers: Infinity War
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Tom Holland is definitely the dorkiest onscreen wall-crawler to date, and by far the most believable as the snarky but whip-smart high school kid, painfully devoted to tracking down and stopping nefarious evildoers even when it means forgoing a fun pool party or dance with his friends and doe-eyed crush (which naturally it always does).… Continue reading Spider-Man: Homecoming